The Following is nothing more
then a normal conversation between Josh and Myself. I just copied it from
an IM. Be thankful you do not have to deal with this on a daily basis,
and if you do then you understand. It starts off just as I take over the
computer from Joe who had started Josh on a rampage of death threats...
Josh:
I eat guys like you for breakfast
Jeff:
U eat people for breakfast
Josh:
Yeah why...is that bad? I cook them in olive oil
Josh:
So it’s really not that unhealthy
Josh:
Plus since it’s in the morning I can work off the extra calories
all day
Jeff:
That’s a plus
Jeff:
At least ur health conscious
Josh:
when you smoke as many cigarettes as I do, and drink as much as I do and
covert with woman of questionable moral fortitude, you need to make some
sacrifices
Josh:
for example I sacrificed a Siamese twin last week to the potato chip gods
Jeff:
chips are important
Jeff:
I see ur point
Josh:
thanks. I was praying for ruffles.....ALL MIGHTY POTATO GOD PLEASE MAKE
ME RUFFLES...RUFFLES....RUFFLES
Josh:
you have to picture me with my arms raised, standing in the rain and yelling
at the sky
Jeff:
oh I picture it all...all to well
Josh:
Josh:
I think I might get drug tested again
Josh:
they caught me making grave threats to a head of lettuce in the break
room today
Josh:
I tried to explain my way out but it did not work very well
Josh:
plus I kept yelling at the lettuce saying, you had your chance to explain
now it’s my turn
long
pause....
Josh:
you there...shit this is some good stuff
Jeff:
it is...wish I could pay better attention
Josh:
what are you doing?
Jeff:
talking to joey/j9
Josh:
fine fuck off
Jeff:
common now
Josh:
whatever
Jeff :
lmao
Jeff:
its better then good stuff. its gold jerry GOLD
Jeff :
just read it to the group....
Josh:
lol
Jeff:
c u are entertaining from work
Josh:
I do what I can
Jeff:
and I thought I told u never trust vegetables
Josh:
as a matter of fact I had that head of lettuce cover for me while I took
a nap today
Jeff:
lol
Jeff:
sweet
Jeff:
but be careful
Jeff:
just when u least expect it BAM the lettuce will fuck u
Josh:
I know. I came back and there was a bite missing
Josh:
now everyone is a suspect
Jeff:
lol
Josh:
lol...I have seen it before, oh maybe not with a leafy vegetable
Josh:
but I have seen it
Jeff:
lmao
Jeff:
the things u have seen should be published
Josh:
well they were put in the NE journal of medicine
Josh:
in October they did that big story on delusional schizophrenia
Jeff:
is that right?
Josh:
which I think if served with a side of narcissism and some red wine can
make for quite the dinner spread
Jeff:
I’ll have to pick up a copy of that
Josh:
it’s quite fascinating
Jeff:
I contact the library
Jeff:
October issue u say?
Josh:
yes
Josh:
I like to read it, especially since they took the centerfolds out of boy’s
life
Jeff:
yea I think that was a movement by the Jews in order to fuck w/ the Catholic
priesthood
to be continued..
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