A bus carrying only ugly people
crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their Maker, and because
of
the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
wantto be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The
second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for
a
while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down
the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only
ten
people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will
be.The
guy eventually calms down from laughing and says: "Make 'em all
ugly
again".
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